When I open my pack of gum…
Had an argument with your mom
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.
What did the letter O say to Q?
Dude, your dick is hanging out.
That awkward moment when you start to tell a story but realize no one is listening
When someone trips and falls over.
You After You Realize That They Are Bleeding:
When girls fake their voices to sound cute
When your best friend is making a presentation at school
Getting a bad grade in your best subject